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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
yolen sent to me...

Twelve cartoons drumming
Eleven faghags piping
Ten brit-coms a-leaping
Nine babies dancing
Eight toys a-learning
Seven books a-reading
Six musicals a-parenting
Five co-o-o-onjoined twins
Four weird things
Three greek myths
Two queer issues
...and a sci-fi in a silver jewelry.