I. I look forward to your posts, I usually get a pretty good laugh. And beneath the almost gruff exterior of "Boy, my kids can be crazy" I can tell how much you love your boys. And of course, most kids are kinda nutty :).

II. "Bad to the Bone" by George Thoroughgood & the Destroyers

III. I only met you once, but if I remember correctly there might be a bit of a resemblance to Ari Fleischer.

IV. Amusing