yolen: (Max Fischer)
yolen ([personal profile] yolen) wrote2006-12-17 09:40 pm
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Feh

I have NO patience for books that have terms like "torch of love" and "womanly portal". NONE.

[identity profile] rebellibrarian.livejournal.com 2006-12-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
LOL - those kinds of phrases crack me up.

Most of the books they come from suck but they come from a nitch of the romance genre and sometimes a book is good enough that phrases like that don't stick out like rusty nails.

[identity profile] evel.livejournal.com 2006-12-18 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh! That's why I hate Romance.

[identity profile] mizerychick.livejournal.com 2006-12-18 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"throbbing member"

Gak. Bad chick porn is awful.

[identity profile] stormlorde.livejournal.com 2006-12-18 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
There are womanly portals about, cool, I have not been this worked up since Britteny Spears sang that she was going to be my slave! Where do I find one of these womanly portals, I've got the torch of love, I chicken wires some oils soaked rags on this piece of driftwood I was saving, but I did it in a loving manner so that counts right?

Be well