10) Won't touch his kibble 9) Noontime walks in the park no longer appeal to him 8) Mail carrier's in the area keep disappearing 7) Red-eye effect not just in photos 6) Neighbor's tabby dead; only marks on him, two holes in the neck 5) Won't go to church with you 4) Used to nip playfully; now he's not happy until he draws blood 3) When you take him out on the leash he kind of floats up above your head rather than walking 2) You have considerably less to do with that pooper scooper And the number one way to tell if your dog is a Vampire: 1) He looks guilty
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Top Ten Ways to Tell If Your Dog is a Vampire
Date: 2009-01-05 05:46 am (UTC)9) Noontime walks in the park no longer appeal to him
8) Mail carrier's in the area keep disappearing
7) Red-eye effect not just in photos
6) Neighbor's tabby dead; only marks on him, two holes in the neck
5) Won't go to church with you
4) Used to nip playfully; now he's not happy until he draws blood
3) When you take him out on the leash he kind of floats up above your head rather than walking
2) You have considerably less to do with that pooper scooper
And the number one way to tell if your dog is a Vampire:
1) He looks guilty