Blatherings of an Extroverted Bookworm

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This is just fucking beyond sad. That poor baby :(.

British couple has 'black/white' twins--again. Ah, genetics is an amazing thing! And those girls are all freaking adorable.

But...but...but...I thought Obama was the douchiest Socialist since Trotsky, or something!?

An hearty and robust FUCK YOU to all the assholes who voted against the civil rights of same-sex couples in AZ, CA, and FL. Oh, yes, and you assholes down in Arkansas who just voted against homosexuals fostering/adopting? FUCK YOU. Fucking SHAME on each and every one of you. I wish I could be more articulate than that right now, but I am too bitterly disappointed and disgusted by these fellow Americans of mine.

Oh, and Elizabeth Dole is running ads about her opponent being a godless atheist. And so what if she fucking is, BITCH!? This has fuck-all to do with working in the government! These people are making me crazy! The NewsHour w/Lehrer is making me sad with tonight's political sound bites. I can't fucking wait for this election to be over! If it weren't for my condition, I'd be getting so skunk drunk on Election night like I haven't in ages.