Blatherings of an Extroverted Bookworm

Twilight tattoos!. The 5th one down isn't so bad. But the others...oh, man!

I know I'm slightly behind the curve with this, but does anyone have an idea what this *hot mess* actually SAID??!

I wonder just want kind of escandalo is going to be reported regarding her stupid ass.

An hearty and robust FUCK YOU to all the assholes who voted against the civil rights of same-sex couples in AZ, CA, and FL. Oh, yes, and you assholes down in Arkansas who just voted against homosexuals fostering/adopting? FUCK YOU. Fucking SHAME on each and every one of you. I wish I could be more articulate than that right now, but I am too bitterly disappointed and disgusted by these fellow Americans of mine.

LOL at people who feel the need to announce their departure from a particular online board/forums. Some dumb chick on the PaperBackSwap board felt the need to say "I'm leaving cause of all the political talk! But I'll be back after the election!". I couldn't resist but offer her an exuberant "BYE!!!". Because, REALLY, thanks for the big dramatic announcement! So three women have called me rude and witchy and mean. Yeah, I'm an asshole, I should have just begged this chick to not leave the boards for a whole two days! Especially since she one of the people whose contributions are generally racist, negative, and offense. Twatwaffles, I have no patience for your ilk!

Granted, I'm on my last nerves from being on the eve of the election.

Nicole Kidman is crediting "fertility waters" for her successful pregnancy.

Oh, REALLY? How about kissing my big fat Puerto Rican ass, you bullshitter!?!

A fantabulous response to the theferrett's Open Source Boob Project I wish I had been witty enough to write.

By the end of the evening, men were coming up to us. "My balls," they asked shyly, having heard about the project. "Are they... are they good enough to be kicked?" And lo, we showed them how kick-worthy their balls were without turning it into something tawdry.

I want to punch all of these girls in the teeth.

It's gotten to the point where I dread ordering anything from Amazon cause I know it's gotta come UPS.  If we're not lucky enough to get the package successfully delivered the 1st attempt, shenanigans always ensue.  The fucking guy routinely lies about making delivery attempts.  SO MANY times I've been home waiting for a package, and even though no one rang the doorbell or left a notice on the front door of the building the UPS tracking info would show a delivery was "attempted" at X time. &^%* !!!  This time around, I ordered a stepper from Amazon, and the estimated delivery date was this past Friday.  I had to go to UMDNJ for a glucose tolerance test and knew most likely that I'd miss the delivery ASSUMING anyone showed up, so I was really hoping this dude wouldn't bother and BS that he made the attempt.  But alas, there was a notice on the front door of the building, so I knew that chances were most likely I'd wait for the package today and get nothing but a bogus "2nd delivery attempted" on the UPS website.  And I was right.  So I called the domestic UPS line and they had the local warehouse in Secaucus call me back (I've spoken with this manager several times already since we moved into this building and we've had to deal with this jerk of a delivery guy) and she seemed to think I should be ok with the fact that a 3rd delivery.  I had to tell her 3 times that as far as I'm concerned, the 2nd delivery was not attempted, that I most likely can't be home tomorrow to wait for my package, and that if the delivery guy had just done his job today, I wouldn't be bothering her with my phone call.  That we don't have a vehicle and it won't be easy to procure a ride to pick up the package tomorrow night.  I bitched enough so that after putting me on hold, she told me he would do his best to come over tonight between 5pm and 6:30pm.  She let me know that she apologizes, that she's had other complaints about this guy before--so I asked her why no one has done anything about this?  She lamely told me that this is his route, as if, you know, they are just stuck with him.  I informed her that I am pretty sure there are lots of new people applying to UPS all the time.  She wasn't thrilled by my comment.  All I know is, I'd better get this fucking stepper tonight, or all hell is going to break loose tomorrow.

Heroes producer admits they've goofed. Good, maybe fings and I will go back to watching the series at some point. We'll see...